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Is boredom with things in entertainment today a sign you’re getting older? Or is it a commentary on the state of Entertainment today?

As I was making dinner today, a trailer for the new movie Arthur came on. Except this “new” movie isn’t “new” at all. It’s just a remake of the classic film with Dudley Moore and Liza Minnelli from 1981. I remember that movie from when I was a kid, not because I saw it at the time (I was way too young) but because it was the movie with that song that had the line “If you get caught between the moon and New York City” in it. (Otherwise known as “Best That You Can Do” or “Arthur’s Theme.”)

Anyway, my mom was with me when the trailer came on and she couldn’t believe they had remade the movie, because she didn’t think the original was all that, even if it is a classic. But what I couldn’t help but think is – how many people my age or younger even remember or know of the original movie? I’m talking causal movie people, not film fans and buffs. Because I’m pretty sure Hollywood didn’t decide to remake this movie because the original was considered terrible and they wanted to try and do a better version or something. (See the original Ocean’s Eleven with Frank Sinatra for an example of a bad movie remade better). I’m pretty sure they remade if for one of two reasons:

1. It has a recognizable title of some type for some people (as I said, I know about the original and I was 3 or 4 years old when it came out) so there may already be a built-in audience for it and,

2. Doing a remake of this is less time consuming than coming up with some original story or screenplay and filming that instead.

I used to be a huge movie buff. Huge. Heck, I like to think I still am. There was rarely a weekend that I wasn’t going to the theater to see something. Now however? It’s not just the economy that has me deciding to save my money. It’s that there is hardly anything that’s come out in the past two or three years that I have been interested in seeing – to the point that I would actually fork over $10 for it.

I remember sitting dumbfounded the first time I watched the trailer for The Smurfs movie on YouTube. This was beyond my eye-rolling at the Alvin and the Chipmunks movie(s) and The Yogi Bear movie trailer. My brain actually could not process the fact that they took the Smurfs and made a live action CGI (and 3D! Don’t forget that!) movie out of it. And it looking like it lack every ounce of charm the original animated cartoon had.

I’m not a movie snob. I enjoy a good summer blockbuster just as much as I enjoy serious Oscar-bait movies. But even the Oscar-bait films have been rather boring me – those films have their own kind of formula, and I’ve seen enough of them that I can usually predict what’s going to happen. But there hasn’t been a film recently, since Star Trek in 2009, where I have felt a sense of “OMG, I have to see that.” Maybe Toy Story 3, but that’s all, and even that I didn’t see on opening day. Even with Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows it felt more like “Well, time to wrap this all up.” I didn’t even go see it the week it opened. I waited until the following weekend because – get this – I didn’t feel like going out to see it while it was raining.

Yeah.

I have recored each Oscar ceremony, in full, starting from the 1991 show until the 2010 one. That’s almost 20 years. I would religiously follow Oscar buzz, critics awards, all of it, faithfully. (And hey, living in the LA area it’s really easy to follow that stuff.) This year? I didn’t DVR it at all. I didn’t follow it much at all. Because I honestly didn’t care enough about any of the films to do so, even though I liked both The Social Network and Inception . . . both of which I didn’t see in the theater, but on DVD. And when The King’s Speech comes on DVD that’s when I’ll see it too. I didn’t rush to see any of them in the theater. Because I just feel so bored with it all. But about three years ago? Yeah, I would have.

Apparently about 96% of all films released in the last two years have been either remakes, reboots or re-imaginings. And I think it’s hard to get excited about many things when the majority of them are just remakes or reboots of things you’ve already seen.

If anyone is still curious, I’m still working on finishing my write-up of how I would have done SV differently. I’m going to try and post it sometime net week, before the show comes back and starts airing it’s final episodes.

Smallville: Review of the “Chloe Arc” (Collateral, Beacon, Masquerade and Fortune) – Spoilers

So I haven’t posted on SV since Luthor, mostly because I’ve mostly been bored by this season. Before Masquerade, there were only two episodes out of the 11 that had aired at the time that I really loved: Homecoming and Ambush. Masquerade had now taken that total up to three.

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Smallville: Review of Luthor (Episode 10×10) – Spoilers

This review is more or less a compilation of various comments, thoughts and posts I’ve made in places, though there are some expanded thoughts here as well. So, some of this you may have read from me already in other places, but I just had to put this down because – never have I so much liked and hated an episode all at once as I have this one.

“Superficially entertaining.” That was the first thing I thought of after the episode finished, and I’m still thinking it now. Because lord knows, if I didn’t care all that much, and didn’t think about it at all, I would have rated this episode pretty damn high. Because I’m a sucker for Mirror Universe stories and, more importantly, the DC Multiverse.

However, actually thinking about this episode – and what it said and did – rather pisses me off, (almost as much as Supergirl pissed me off, though not all together that bad admittedly). And that is just contributing to my overall “meh” opinion of this season.

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My obligatory reaction to the news of the Buffy film remake

Let me see: Remaking a movie that, when originally first made, was the antithesis of what Joss Whedon intended; and now doing so without either Joss’ involvement and none of the cast or writers for the tv series?

Yeah. As a huge fan of the Buffyverse, I have three words for you Warner Bros.:

DO. NOT. WANT.

If you haven’t already, read the news and weep:

http://www.deadline.com/2010/11/warner-bros-reboots-buffy-the-vampire-slayer-with-script-from-whit-anderson/#more-86081

As I’ve told many people in my life, I pretty much worship at the alter of Whedon. If I can achieve even just half of the cultural impact this man has in my own writing, I will be more than satisfied. Warner Bros., your blatant attempt to try and cash-in on the Twilight craze is both cynical and sad.

Smallville Season 10 “Lazarus” Review

So, the final season of Smallville has began and yes, I am watching it. I really liked season nine, despite some of it’s flaws, and so am on board for the final season.

Thus, I am going to try and start writing reviews of some of the episodes of the final season. I wont be writing reviews for every episode, (really, I do not have the time to do that), but I will try and write reviews for special episodes, like the season premier, series finale and the 200th episode, as well as episodes that I’m just looking forward to in general (as I am a spoilerholic and so do know in advance what is coming up).

So, my first review of the final season of Smallville: Episode 10×01 – “Lazarus”.

Summary: After stabbing himself with Blue Kryptonite and plunging to his death, the 10th – and final – season of Smallville begins only a few seconds after with Clark lying near death on the street below. Lois Lane – who figured out Clark’s secret at the end of last season – finds her fallen love and removes the BlueK dagger, saving his life, but sneaks away before Clark discovers that she now knows his secret. Chloe, desperate for find Oliver who was taken away mysteriously at the end of last season, makes a sacrifice to get him back. Tess Mercer finds herself alive again, after apparently dying; waking up in the still-operational Cadmus Labs where she discovers the shadow of Lex Luthor still exists.

It is true that you can sometimes be too hyped for an episode. But, going into Lazarus, I tried to make sure I kept that hype in-check. So my initial reaction of feeling let down I do not think comes from over-reaching expectations, as much as it comes for a sense that we’re now dealing with a show that knows 100% there is a ticking clock until it most definitely will be over and is simultaneously trying to wrap up stories while, at the same time, still drag some things out until the last possible moment.

So we are left with an episode that would thrill me one moment, and just frustrated me in the next.

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